THE MURDER
OF
MRS WHYTE
 

RANDY BUTT
R.I.P.

SLAUGHTER
AT
THE CIRCUS
 

THE WAKE FOR
HUMPTY DUMPTY

And before you think "I don't want more clutter in my inbox" and click elsewhere, please take a look at the promises I make to you about the merrymurder newsletter

IT WILL ONLY BE SENT WHEN THERE IS SOMETHING WORTH TELLING!

The newsletter is not a periodical, religiously being sent every x weeks or y months, even though there might be nothing newsworthy to tell you about. I only send out about three or four issues a year, usually coinciding with the release of a new game. Thereby keeping the newsletter a novelty in your inbox, rather than a "Oh no, not that damn thing again!"

COMPETITIONS TO WIN GAMES

Whenever I release a new game I usually have a competition to promote it.  The newsletter will give you details about that competition.  It will also inform you of any other freebies that I put on my site.

EACH ISSUE WILL TRY AND PUT A SMILE ON YOUR FACE!

Having got this far in my website, you should hopefully know something about my style of writing and humour. I shall be writing the newsletter in the same style and my belief is that, when combined with the newsletter contents, it should make you chuckle. Or at least make the edges of your lips creep upwards!

AND IF YOU DON'T WANT IT ANYMORE, I'LL TAKE YOU OFF THE MAILING LIST!

No questions asked. Can't say fairer than that!

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NATURAL
PORN
KILLERS
 

THE
MERRYMURDER
PANTOCRIME
 

ACCENTS
ANTIQUES
AND ASPS

CARDS
ON THE
TABLE

DEATH
BY
DEPRECIATION