Harker
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Quincey Jones
Meredith Morgue
Valaria Romanov
Dr Morris
Sir Philip Seward
Wendell Orlock
Nurse Hawthorne
MEREDITH MORGUE, 45,
Beverley Hills Funeral Director
My name is Meredith Morgue, I am forty
five years old, and I am a highly esteemed Funeral Director. So highly
esteemed in fact, that I am known as the “Funeral Director to the stars”! My
business is called “Sumptuous Slumber”. It is based in Beverley Hills,
Hollywood, and many of the silver screen’s greatest have been laid to rest
in my caskets. I provide a complete funeral planning service and am
considered to be the top funeral arranger in America.
Sumptuous Slumber provide a service second to none. From designing your own
personal mausoleum to coordinating the knobs on your coffin. And I promise
all of you this. If you put yourself in my hands, I will dispatch you to the
next world in first class style!
©2010
- Tim Morrell