Harker
Freddie Fang
Sister Serenity
Quincey Jones
Meredith Morgue
Valaria Romanov
Dr Morris
Sir Philip Seward
Wendell Orlock
Nurse Hawthorne
FREDDIE FANG, 53,
Aging International Rock Star
Hey guys, I’m Freddie Fang, I am fifty
three, and I am an aging international rock star. “Freddie Fang and the
Bloodsuckers” have been going for many years. In our heyday we could sell
out Wembley Stadium in a matter of minutes. As the lead singer fans viewed
me as a god, and young girls would throw themselves at me. A fact which I
took full advantage of. I really love the ladies!
People used to call me the "Peter Pan of Rock" cos I never seemed to get any
older. However in the last six months I have noticed crows feet and wrinkles
developing at an alarming rate. All the drugs and drink over the years must
be finally taking effect. In fact my doctor has instructed me to take things
easy. So me and the boys won’t be doing any more big tours.
But hey, I’m still a babe magnet! And as long as the chicks keep throwing
their knickers at me, I shall keep taking full advantage of them! If any
ladies here tonight want a good seeing to, just give me the word!
©2010
- Tim Morrell