RANDY BUTT - RIP
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Ben Bulge |
You are a successful freelance journalist who has a taste for the high life. You also have very strong sexual desires. This is unfortunate as you are not particularly attractive and sometimes come across as a lecherous old man. However you are exceptionally well hung! You are particularly into young men who fill their shorts well, like footballer Drew Anderson.
You are a good friend of
Sir Compton Clarke,
the newspaper magnate. However you can never be completely easy in his
company as he has such power over you. A word from him and all the
newspapers in the land would refuse to take your articles. |
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