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Ben Bulge
Randy Butt
Jasper Daniels
Philip Starr
Cissy Scratch-Hard
Mikey McDowell
Luke O'Shay
Drew Anderson
Hamish Hudson
Sir Compton Clarke
Ben Bulge's Investigation Team
 

HAMISH HUDSON, 56,
Oversexed, Luxury Loving, Well Hung, Dissipated Journalist

You are a successful freelance journalist who has a taste for the high life. You also have very strong sexual desires. This is unfortunate as you are not particularly attractive and sometimes come across as a lecherous old man. However you are exceptionally well hung!  You are particularly into young men who fill their shorts well, like footballer Drew Anderson.

You are a good friend of Sir Compton Clarke, the newspaper magnate. However you can never be completely easy in his company as he has such power over you. A word from him and all the newspapers in the land would refuse to take your articles.
 

©2005 - Tim Morrell

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