Venus Mount, former brothel madam and head of the adult film studio “Starlets and Studs Productions” has been found sensationally murdered at her studios. Police confirm that Miss Mount died from a broken neck after apparently being slugged from behind. The murder weapon is believed to be a twelve inch dildo, modelled on the manhood of superhung porn star Rod Shafter.

Miss Mount’s body was discovered on the set of her latest production, “Pleasure Island”, in bizarre circumstances. Miss Wanda Whoppers, renowned glamour model and web-cam favourite, was rehearsing a solo scene for the film. Seated astride a barrel, one of the props for the film, Miss Whoppers was enthusiastically pleasuring herself with a new style sex toy believed to be known as “Bang’s Banger”. Miss Whoppers, who can only be described as top heavy, bounced so heavily on the barrel that it burst, revealing the body of Miss Mount which had been stuffed inside. Miss Whoppers, finding herself suddenly on top of the stowed-away corpse, went into hysterics, thereby alerting other studio staff to the tragedy.

Lieutenant Gulp of the Los Angeles Police Force is investigating. The autopsy reveals Miss Mount was killed between 4.00pm and 8.00pm. Although the investigation is in its early stages, suspicion appears to be focussing on the six full time employees of “Starlets and Studs Productions”.

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