MURDER AT THE NORTH
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I am Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer. A former resident of the Soviet Union, five years ago I became the macho puller of Santa’s sleigh. Being the lead reindeer gives me immense kudos, and all the female reindeer compete for my attention. I don’t actively try and attract them – I am just naturally beautiful! Although they like my big muscular legs and my magnificent shiny antlers, the part of my anatomy that really enthrals them is my big, red, bulbous nose. For a party trick I can even make it light up! And every Christmas Eve I use my illuminating hooter to guide Father Christmas’s sleigh around the world. Being a very active and athletic reindeer, I enjoy my sport. I am a keen supporter of Manchester United football club. I am sure I would be very good at football. Like all reindeer I have a killer hind leg kick! |
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