MURDER AT THE NORTH
POLE
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I am Eskimo Nelly, an environmental protester. I came to Christmas Land to protest about the amount of noxious fumes and green house gases that belch forth from Father Christmas’s factory. I built an igloo just outside Christmas Land and stuck lots of placards in the snow. Several times I have tried to break into Christmas Land, but I always come face to face with Bluddengutz or one of his brothers. As I have a phobia of large, carnivorous creatures, I always have to run back to my igloo. I am very angry at the way I have been brought to this enquiry! Bluddengutz and his brothers came to my igloo and seized me! I had nothing to do with the Ice Sculptor’s death and I consider it an outrage that I have been abducted to be held as a suspect! To feed myself I take my fishing rod and go and fish at the Ice Hole. Because the Ice Hole is within Christmas Land, and is now within the ice railings, I have to cast my line through the railings and into the hole. It is very inconvenient. |
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