MURDER AT THE NORTH
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I am Bluddengutz, a large, fierce, rough and tough polar bear. I am very conscientious, but a bit simple. I am in charge of security at Christmas Land. With my polar bear brothers I patrol the buildings and snow to make sure no intruders enter Christmas Land. If they do a quick flash of my ferocious teeth and a blood curdling roar usually sends them scuttling. Like this! (Demonstrate your ferocious roar). I have been flashing them a lot at that pesky Eskimo Nelly. She always seems to be trying to break into Christmas Land. And the other day I almost apprehended Frosty the Killer Snowman breaking into the factory. He got away, leaving his hat behind. My brothers and I are exceptionally good swimmers. With our large polar bear lungs we can hold our breath for many minutes and dive to tremendous depths. Apart from Mrs Christmas, I am usually grumpy with everyone. However I enjoy singing, and I am looking forward to listening to “Carols from King’s College, Cambridge” on the radio. |
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