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CALIGULA, 27,
Mad Heir Presumptive

(Look slyly around at everyone)  I am Caligula, aged 28.  (Give a little insane giggle)  People say I’m mad, but I’m not.  I am just passionate and uninhibited!  After all, I am the heir to the throne!  I can do what I like!  My mother was the sister of the emperor Nero.  I am therefore Lustrous's cousin.  Both my parents died when I was an infant, and I was raised by my grandmother Livia.  She is the only person who has any control over me!

I like to have my own way.  I will fly into a fiery tantrum when people laugh at me or do not give me the respect I deserve.  My unpredictable and violent behaviour makes people scared of me!

I am descended from Mars, the god of war and I am obsessed with all things military.  I could be a military genius if only my cousin Lustrous would give me control of an army!  But every time I ask he refuses.  (give Lustrous a sulky look)  But at the rate he is losing generals, soon he will have no choice!

Finally, as befitting a descendant of Mars, I am hung like a horse.  Few women are capable of taking my massive endowment.  Even Fitass Fukkass's manhood looks small compared to mine!  But I am very careful who I share it with.  To gaze upon the majesty of Mars is only for special people!
 

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