MUSICAL SCORE

INTRODUCTION
The hills are alive with the sound of murder
Sister Inquisita

These are a few of my favourite things
Sister Inquisita, Nun Investigators, Nazi Soldier Investigators

ACT I
These are a few of my favourite things
Captain Van Tripp, Reverend Mother, Rolfe

I am sixteen going on seventeen
Liesl Van Tripp, Rolfe

How do you solve a problem like Maria?
Captain Van Tripp, Baroness Shredder, Max Dettweiler

ACT II
These are a few of my favourite things
Baroness Shredder, Liesl Van Tripp, Max Dettweiler

High on a bill was a glamorous singer
Liesl Van Tripp, Anyone who wants to yodel!

Doh, Ray, Me (weapons version)
Fraulein Maria, Friedrich Van Tripp

Climb Ev’ry Mountain (Nazi version)
Reverend Mother

ACT III
These are a few of my favourite things
Fraulein Maria, Friedrich Van Tripp, Remaining Suspects

Edelweiss
Baroness Shredder

PROTESTATIONS OF INNOCENCE
So long, farewell, auf wiederzehn, adieu
Everyone

(All songs with new lyrics)

SONG TASTERS

HOW DO YOU SOLVE A PROBLEM LIKE MARIA?
(Captain)
She climbs a tree, she scrapes her knee, her dress has got some rips.
(Max)
But don't deny, you've still an eye, for her shapely hips.
(Baroness)
And when she sticks her chest out you start drooling at the lips.
She even blushes in your arms - the floozy!

SIXTEEN GOING ON SEVENTEEN
(Rolfe)
You are sixteen, going on seventeen
Baby it's time to think.
Are you aware that folk stop and stare
When they see how much you drink.

You are sixteen, going on seventeen
Scarcely out of the crèche.
But you dance away, all giddy and gay
Showing off too much flesh!

FAVOURITE THINGS
(Nun Investigators)
Praying on our knees and singing to God
Playing religious games out in the quad
Curlers in our hair to set it in rings
These are a few of our favourite things

EDELWEISS
(Baroness Shredder)
Edelweiss, Edelweiss,
Every morning I secrete thee
In Georg's Fizz, and then his,
Ardour withers completely

SO LONG, FAREWELL
(Investigators & Suspects)
There's a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too.
And now Act Three's over it is time for this crime
For everyone to please "Guess Who"
"Guess Who", "Guess Who"
Regretfully we will
Guess who performed the kill
But first over
to you.