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AMOROUS DE SPICABLE
Former playboy musketeer and husband of the deceased

I am Captain Amorous de Spicable, aged 30.  I was originally one of Cardinal Richelieu’s musketeers.  I had three good friends.  Like Athos, Porthos, Aramis and D’Artagnan, we were also known as “The four musketeers”.  Only we were Amorous, Vicious, Callous and Dark Hearted.  We all got on well together, as we all had similar morals!  Unfortunately my three friends are all long since dead, having perished in fights.

I am now Governor of “The Bare Rock Bastille”.  Set on high cliffs at the extremity of a narrow headland jutting into the sea, the Bastille houses some of France’s most dangerous political prisoners.  It is often their last resting place, as we carry out executions there.  They are performed by Quasimodo.  I was not a member of the Chateau Meutre house party.  I was summoned from the Bare Rock Bastille this morning to confirm that the headless body was that of my wife.

Although currently I have a nasty scar down my cheek, I am still highly attractive to women.  I enjoy playing the field.  However a while back one of my dalliances ended in a very different manner when I ended up marrying the bint!  Madame de Spicable, the dead woman, was my wife.  I quickly discovered that our marriage was a mistake.  My young wife had a shrewish tongue and was always nagging at me.  I am shocked by her death, but not that sad…

 

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