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Tommy Tucker
Humpty Dumpty
Old MacDonald
Mary, Mary,
Polly Flinders
Old Mother Hubbard
Georgie Porgie
The Old Woman in a Shoe
Tom, Tom, the Piper's Son
Ol' "King" Cole
The Investigation Panel
Mystery Witnesses

 


OLD MOTHER HUBBARD, 65,
Impoverished, Charring, Chain Smoking Pensioner

You are Josephine Hubbard, an impoverished pensioner, living in a small cottage in Nursery Rhyme Town.  You have one son, Georgie Porgie.  Although you love him dearly, you have to admit that he is a bit of a waste of space.  You manage to supplement your meagre pension by doing charring work for Ol' "King" Cole at Nursery Rhyme Castle.  You also help Mary, Mary, Quite Contrary with the cleaning at Ee Aye Oh farm.  But your cleaning work makes you little money, and it is hard to make ends meet.  Recently you even had to sell your little doggy because you could not afford to feed him.

Old Mother Hubbard
Went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggy a bone;
But when she got there
The cupboard was bare,
And so the poor doggy had none.

 

©2005 - Tim Morrell

We had a great night - although we are seriously worried about how your mind works to come up with such a plot! - Andrew Ross, Manchester, UK