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Yaden Yolk
Sergei Shell
Eggina Crack
Melanie Shell
Chuck McCluck
Professor Egghead
The Masked Maniac
Elizabeth Chalaza
Valerie Telline
The Reverend Alex Bumen
The Investigation Panel
Mystery Witnesses

THE MASKED MANIAC, 34,
Muscle-bound, Testosterone Filled Wrestler
A Scrambled Egg

Aged 34, you are a musclebound, testosterone filled, celebrity wrestler. You are regularly to be found on Gemini TV’s Friday night “Wrestling Razzamatazz” programme. You dress in tight lycra, and wear an executioner’s mask which you never take off. You play the bad-tempered “Masked Maniac”, the villain the crowd loves to hate. You parade around the ring, making derogatory remarks about your opponents, and whipping up the crowd’s loathing for you. Then you and your opponent scramble round the ring where the pair of you throw each other over your shoulders, bounce off the ropes, and jump on each others stomachs. It is all very tongue in cheek.

To maintain your muscles and physique you have to consume huge amounts of protein. Your agent is Eggina Crack. She persuaded you to come to the fair and promote eggs by explaining how you rely on their protein to maintain your muscles. You also performed feats of strength and allowed members of the public to take you on in a wrestling challenge. It was a great success.
 

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