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MISS TWIST
English Missionary
DISHONESTY

My name is Miss Deceitia Twist (pronounced “Deeseesha”). I am aged 37. The writer of this game appears to have made a mistake. They have me as portraying the sin of dishonesty, but I cannot see how this can be, as I am a teetotal missionary. My life is spent in performing good works and helping my fellow man. Trickery and roguery are as foreign to me as celibacy is to Lady Aphrodisia!

I am originally from England, where I was housekeeper for the Bishop of Greater Fiddling. I was an enthusiastic church member, playing the organ in the cathedral and taking the collection. However recently I decided I needed to be more pro-active in performing God’s work. And so I came out to the Sinnalot islands to be a missionary. This was a bit of a risk, as many of the previous missionaries have been eaten!

I have had some success. Kuhl, the leader of the local tribesmen, has become a Christian. And I am working hard to make his mother, Angria, follow suit. I often read her bible stories. I never go anywhere without my bible.
 

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